Kody Brown: My Ex-Wives Were Only Good for Sex!

Look, we don’t imply to be crass, okay?

But we additionally simply want to inform it like it’s.

And it’s like this:

Kody Brown simply principally referred to his three ex-wives as c-m dumpsters.

Kody Brown says one thing that’s possible very egocentric and sexist on this confessional. (Image Credit: TLC)

On the latest episode of Sister Wives, Kody delved into his failed romances with Christine (who left him in November 2021), Janelle (who left him a 12 months later) and Meri (who left him in January 2023).

He had some very adverse issues to say about all three ladies, too.

“I was in terrible relationships but wasn’t willing to discard them, didn’t want to discard them,” Kody mentioned in a confessional. “[I] didn’t even know I was in terrible relationships.”

Kody went on to check with his marriage to Robyn Brown as “normal” and stuffed with “emotional intimacy,” contrasting it to his trio of religious unions.

Robyn and Kody Brown pose right here for a TLC promotional shot. (TLC)

“Some people call it F&F. And the second word is fight. Or F&F and the first word is fight,” the truth TV star really mentioned, including:

That doesn’t create intimacy, that simply creates orgasms.

We’re severe, of us.

These have been phrases that got here out of Kody Brown’s mouth.

Kody Brown is offended and feeling put out – once more – on this episode of Sister Wives. (TLC)

Kody — who, for the report, had not gotten orgasmic with Meri in over a decade earlier than the couple cut up — was particularly harsh on this ex in the course of the episode.

“This marriage was on the rocks the entire marriage,” he mentioned of Meri, with whom he exchanged vows in 1990 and from whom he divorced in 2014.

“And how would I know that? Because I had such a better relationship with Janelle, with Christine, with Robyn and Janelle and Christine didn’t survive.”

Kody even mentioned he ought to have dumped Meri 25 years in the past, having beforehand blamed God for why he caught round past that.

Meri Brown opens up right here to the TLC cameras. (TLC)

“Don’t blame me for not loving you. I was doing my duty,” Kody additionally mentioned in a confessional. “Blame yourself if I don’t love you, okay?”

We actually hope Meri, Janelle and Christine watched this installment and have been extra grateful than ever earlier than for having walked away from such an terrible human being.

“My choice was always to stay. Had I wanted to leave sooner, I would have left sooner,” Meri informed Kody on Sunday’s episode, noting she took the steps to “terminate” their union with their church.

Kody Brown and Meri Brown on Sister Wives Season 19. (TLC)

Thankfully, it appears as if Meri has moved on at this level.

She can do so a lot better than a man who has little interest in her as an individual in any means, form or type.

“I don’t want any more enemies, and I don’t want another loss,” Kody informed viewers. “I just hope that in the future, Meri will call me when she’s got something fun to share.”

When she’s bought one thing enjoyable to share.

What a sweetheart.