Classic Rock Holiday Songs: Best and Worst Reviewed
If you’ve ever wanted to embark on an exciting journey discussing holiday music, engaging in conversations with friends about the best and worst holiday songs might just be the perfect experience you’re looking for.
It’s essential to acknowledge that opinions will vary widely—many differing perspectives exist. Two classic songs that often spark debate are “Last Christmas” by Wham! and Paul McCartney’s “Wonderful Christmastime.” An informal social media survey across my platforms indicated a widespread dislike for “All I Want for Christmas is You” by Mariah Carey, and we suspect you have your own opinions to add to this festive discussion.
We delved into these intriguing topics in the latest episode of the UCR Podcast. You can tune in to our full conversation below or on your preferred podcast platform. Below are some selected highlights from our lively discussion.
1) Discover the Key Characteristics that Make Holiday Songs Truly Memorable
Allison Rapp: I am particularly fond of Christmas covers that unmistakably showcase an artist’s personal style; they become unique interpretations that no one else could replicate. Take Bruce Springsteen’s rendition of “Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town,” for instance; it embodies the quintessential essence of E Street Band, with a distinctive arrangement that is purely his own. These classic rock Christmas songs resonate with me because they reflect the artist’s unique flair and authenticity.
Watch Bruce Springsteen Perform ‘Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town’
Corey Irwin: When it comes to essential traits, a Christmas song must encapsulate the festive spirit. While that may sound vague, there is an inherent whimsy and nostalgia associated with the holiday season that any new creation should tap into. If a song fails to evoke these feelings, it risks being perceived as a mere commercial endeavor, lacking genuine emotion and connection.
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2) Unpacking the Frustrations of Formulaic Holiday Songs
Irwin: There’s a prevalent theory regarding formulaic songwriting—if I’m composing a Christmas tune, I must check off a list of holiday staples. This includes mentioning Santa, reindeer, and snowmen. However, inserting these elements without a cohesive narrative can feel forced and disingenuous to listeners. Recently, while exploring playlists on Spotify, I encountered a Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton Christmas collaboration, “You Make It Feel Like Christmas,” which I found to be one of the most painful recordings I’ve ever heard. The chemistry seemed non-existent, and it felt like they were simply going through the motions to attract streams, which diminishes the joy of the holiday season. It wasn’t the festive spirit I wanted to embrace while enjoying time with family.
Bryan Rolli: This phenomenon often reflects the commercialization of the holiday season, which some might claim is the true spirit of Christmas. From a musical standpoint, these uninspired songs often replace genuine storytelling with tired clichés. Others might veer into being overly sentimental or maudlin, which can be off-putting. For example, I recently heard Bob Seger’s rendition of “Little Drummer Boy,” which, while well-intentioned, felt excessively heavy-handed, almost demanding listeners treat it with undue reverence, complicating what should be a straightforward enjoyment of holiday music.
Watch Wham!’s ‘Last Christmas’ Video
3) Exploring the Whamageddon Phenomenon: Avoiding “Last Christmas” Until Christmas Eve
Matt Wardlaw: To me, this situation resembles the internet phenomenon of Rickrolling, where individuals try to escape being caught off guard by “Last Christmas.” The song itself divides listeners sharply—people either relish it or detest it. Yet, for those who enjoy it, why would anyone want to postpone experiencing the joy it brings by avoiding the song?
Rolli: I understand that sentiment. Personally, I adore “Last Christmas.” It’s one of my favorite rock/pop holiday tracks. Since I work from home and do not frequent retail environments, I manage to avoid overwhelming exposure to holiday music. However, I can empathize with those who may grow weary of it, especially Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas is You,” which I would be happy never to hear again. Nonetheless, when “Last Christmas” plays, I find it a refreshing alternative to some of the more tiresome holiday songs.
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4) Identifying the Most Disliked Christmas Songs: What Are Your Thoughts?
Rapp: I have been a longtime fan of John Lennon, but I struggle to endure “Happy Xmas (War is Over).” I can’t quite pinpoint why, perhaps it’s the children’s choir aspect, but it feels drawn out and I simply can’t make it through the entire track. It’s been years since I did.
Wardlaw: I’m pleased to hear that sentiment echoed. While the song carries a positive message, its delivery often feels a bit much.
Rapp: Exactly, while it promotes ideals of unity and goodness, I find it grating.
Rolli: I resonate with both perspectives. Objectively, the song’s structure is sound, but its earnestness feels forced at this point. People often position it against “Wonderful Christmastime” to claim that “Happy Xmas” is a superior piece. Yet, it feels so self-important that I cannot engage with it anymore.
Listen to the ‘Best and Worst Christmas Songs’ Episode of the ‘UCR Podcast’
Irwin: I can appreciate that viewpoint. For me, part of the nostalgia linked to “Happy Xmas” stems from my childhood; my parents often played it during the holidays, creating fond memories. However, I also understand the aversion to “Wonderful Christmastime.” The expectation around a Paul McCartney Christmas song is immense, and when he released it, many hoped it would redefine holiday music. Unfortunately, upon hearing “Wonderful Christmastime,” expectations fell flat. It’s akin to the Band Aid song, “Do They Know It’s Christmas,” where some of the greatest talents collaborated, yet the result was underwhelming. Knowing it’s Paul McCartney makes the disappointment even greater, as the track doesn’t live up to the legacy.
READ MORE: In Defense of Paul McCartney’s ‘Wonderful Christmastime’
Watch Paul McCartney’s ‘Wonderful Christmastime’ Video
5) Celebrating the Best Christmas Songs: What Are Your Favorites?
Wardlaw: I know this will resonate with Allison, but I absolutely adore “Christmas All Over Again” by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. It’s been a favorite for years, primarily due to its nostalgic connection tied to my childhood. It embodies the spirit of the season and brings back fond memories.
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Irwin: I believe Joni Mitchell’s “River” is a timeless classic; it evokes deep emotions and resonates with listeners profoundly. It embodies a touch of melancholy while remaining relatable—making it a subtly festive song that doesn’t overwhelm you with holiday themes.
Rapp: “River” is definitely on my holiday playlist. You can’t curate a Christmas collection without including a few poignant tracks. Another favorite of mine is “Please Come Home for Christmas” by the Eagles. Additionally, I stumbled upon Ray Charles’ rendition of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town” recently, and it’s a fantastic take on the classic—smooth and true to his signature style.
Rolli: I have a soft spot for “Little Saint Nick” by the Beach Boys. It may contradict some of my earlier points about holiday song criteria, but it truly showcases their musical talents. The harmonies are delightful, and I have fond associations with the Coca-Cola commercial featuring a polar bear, which enhances my nostalgia for the song. I also appreciate Elvis Presley’s version of “Blue Christmas.” It balances melancholy with a hint of camp, making it a holiday classic.
Watch the Beach Boys’ ‘Little Saint Nick’ Video
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