Even though Ricky Gervais is not taking the stage as the host for this year’s Golden Globe Awards, he continues to entertain audiences with his sharp humor, poking fun at celebrities such as Diddy and Justin Timberlake. Gervais, known for his iconic hosting style, has a knack for delivering punchlines that resonate with both fans and critics alike.

The excitement surrounding the 82nd Golden Globe Awards, set to take place this Sunday, is palpable. Although Ricky Gervais will not be at the helm this year, his comedic spirit is still alive as he shares some of the jokes he would have delivered had he been hosting. Having previously hosted the awards five times, Gervais is well acquainted with the art of roasting, targeting figures like Sean “Diddy” Combs, Kevin Hart, Justin Timberlake, and even the Vatican. His brand of humor is both provocative and entertaining, making audiences eager for his insights.

In a candid moment on social media, Gervais shared, “Sat in the bath wondering about what I would say if I were hosting The Golden Globes on Sunday,” hinting at the abundance of material available this year. He continued with, “It’s been a pretty good year for material.” This playful reflection showcases his readiness to dive into the humor that surrounds the entertainment industry.

Gervais’s hypothetical opening line would have been, “Hello, and welcome to the 82nd Golden Globe awards. What a year it’s been. Hundreds of entertainers jumped at the chance to go to The Vatican to meet The Pope. Many from Hollywood. Obviously they weren’t content with only being part of the 2nd biggest pedo ring in the world…” His commentary not only elicits laughter but also reflects the often controversial intersection of celebrity culture and morality.

Continuing his humorous critique, Gervais remarked, “Justin Timberlake was convicted of Drink Driving. If he’d have gone to jail he’d have heard the words ‘Sexy Back’ a lot more often.” This joke cleverly plays on Timberlake’s past while highlighting the absurdities that sometimes accompany fame and fortune, reminding us of the often humorous realities faced by celebrities.

Not one to hold back, Gervais added, “Kevin Hart said that being at one of Diddy’s parties was uncomfortable, as he wouldn’t leave him alone. Eventually he had to shout ‘Imma Midget, not a child.’” This punchline not only showcases Gervais’s wit but also reflects the hilarious and sometimes awkward situations that can arise in the world of celebrity parties.

This year’s ceremony will be hosted by Nikki Glaser, who has expressed her desire to approach the event with a lighter touch. “I’ve made a point not to, and that’s not to disappoint anyone who’s hoping I’m going to pull a Ricky Gervais,” she stated. Glaser emphasized that, “I’m not Ricky Gervais. This isn’t my last Golden Globes, this is my first one. He really went hard on his last one. He was ready to burn some bridges [because] it didn’t matter anymore.” Her comments reflect the pressure and expectations that come with hosting such a prestigious event.

The awards this year are highly competitive, with Emilia Pérez leading the nominations with an impressive ten nods, including categories like Best Picture, Best Actress, and Best Supporting Actress. Following closely is The Brutalist with seven nominations, while Conclave boasts six. In television, The Bear has garnered five nominations, with Shōgun and Only Murders in the Building trailing closely behind with four each. This year promises to showcase a diverse range of talent and creativity across the board.

Mark your calendars! The Golden Globe Awards will air on January 5th. Will you be tuning in to catch all the excitement and glamour?