Theo James has plainly ended up on some s****y pretty initial dates … ’cause the man suggests he as quickly as went out with a girl who completed up taking a dump in his bathtub!

The actor not also lengthy ago sat down with Entertainment Weekly for a panel discussion and performed Two Truths and a Lie — a video game exactly where by a human getting suggests two accurate statements and 1 unique lie and other people guess which is which — and he claimed a lady when left him a brown reminder of their time with every single other.

The way Theo tells the tale … it was back once again all by means of his college days, and he and this lady hit the city prior to heading back to his spot in which they had some “fun” — you can most probably study amongst the traces on your personal.

Theo suggests his girl great pal remaining in the early morning … but, when he went to his bathroom, he identified a present waiting for him in his bathtub — a “tiny turd” as he locations it. Theo suggests he believed the date went completely, so he was a small bit miffed to come across what she nevertheless left behind.

No phrase on how he fished the Hershey’s Kiss out of the tub … but, appears like he is laughing about it all these quite a few years later on.

BTW … not the only bodily capabilities tale Theo’s a brief although ago instructed — revealing prior to this week he genuinely seasoned a bottle of urine thrown at him even although onstage participating in with his band. So, the guy’s dealt with a lot additional than his affordable share of excretions.

Anyhoo … appears like no subsequent date regarding Theo and this secret girl — which is for the greatest, ’cause who is conscious of what could transpire on day Variety 2!!!