Weirdest Christmas Movies from 1984 to 2024

The first-ever Christmas movie, Santa Clause, debuted in 1898, paving the way for a vast array of holiday-themed films. Fast-forward to 2024, and we anticipate Hallmark’s release of an impressive 41 new holiday movies, complemented by Lifetime’s addition of another 12 films. This surge illustrates the enduring popularity of Christmas cinema, which consistently captures the spirit of the season through engaging storytelling.

Most of these films adhere to familiar, heartwarming templates that emphasize themes of family togetherness, rekindling romance, and embracing the true spirit of giving during the festive season. These stories often portray the magic of Christmas, showcasing the joy of being surrounded by loved ones and the beauty of holiday traditions.

However, some Christmas films venture into the realm of the bizarre. Join us as we explore the most eccentric and unconventional Christmas movie from each year between 1984 and 2024, revealing just how strange holiday cinema can be.

Unpacking the Quirkiest Christmas Film: ‘Gremlins’ (1984)

While Silent Night, Deadly Night deserves a nod for its controversial take on holiday horror—so much so that critic Gene Siskel famously condemned it, stating, “Shame on you!”—the title of the weirdest Christmas movie of 1984 ultimately goes to Gremlins. This cult classic follows a teenage boy who receives a unique and adorable creature called a mogwai named Gizmo as a holiday gift. However, when he inadvertently breaks the crucial care guidelines, chaos ensues as malevolent gremlins wreak havoc, offering a satirical commentary on the commercialization of Christmas.

 

Action and Absurdity Collide: ‘Rocky IV’ (1985)

The over-the-top fourth installment of the Rocky franchise features Dolph Lundgren as a genetically enhanced Russian antagonist, a role that pits him against Sylvester Stallone’s Rocky Balboa. The film’s climactic battle occurs on Christmas, where Balboa not only triumphs over his formidable foe but also symbolically ends the Cold War. Adding to the strangeness, the movie introduces a life-sized robot assistant named Paulie, further solidifying its status as a bizarre holiday film.

 

A Whimsical Adventure: ‘Babes in Toyland’ (1986)

Starring Drew Barrymore and Keanu Reeves, this 1986 television movie embraces a whimsical narrative filled with fantastical elements, including one-eyed creatures known as Trollogs and a flask containing “distilled evil.” The film showcases a child’s imagination and highlights the whimsical, yet occasionally bizarre, aspects of holiday storytelling that capture the hearts of audiences.

Exploring the Unusual: ‘Jaws: The Revenge’ (1987)

The year 1987 was rife with holiday-themed films, such as Lethal Weapon and A Muppet Family Christmas. However, none can rival the absurdity of Jaws: The Revenge, which grants Ellen Brody, the widow of the original police chief, psychic powers allowing her to sense when the latest deadly shark targets her family. The tagline “This time, it’s personal” only adds to the film’s laughable premise, as it culminates in a scene where her son Sean’s desperate screams are drowned out by cheerful Christmas carolers.

 

A Hilarious Twist on a Classic: ‘Scrooged’ (1988)

While 1988 also saw the release of the beloved Die Hard, a film that is celebrated rather than deemed odd, Scrooged offers a wildly humorous alternative. Bill Murray stars in this contemporary retelling of Charles Dickens’ classic A Christmas Carol, delivering a sharp critique of the television industry while weaving together holiday nostalgia and outrageous comedy, marking a standout entry in the genre.

 

Shockingly Dark Comedy: ‘3615 Code Pere Noel’ (aka ‘Deadly Games’) (1989)

While the best Christmas movie of 1989 might be Christmas Vacation, the award for the weirdest goes to 3615 Code Pere Noel. This film presents a chilling narrative reminiscent of Home Alone, where the stakes are higher, injuries are real, and the tension is palpable. The writer and director, Rene Manzor, even claimed that his film’s concept was copied by the makers of Home Alone, highlighting the distinct yet eerie charm of holiday-themed horror.

 

Creating an Enchanting Atmosphere: ‘Edward Scissorhands’ (1990)

In a year packed with Christmas-themed films like Home Alone and Die Hard 2, Tim Burton’s Edward Scissorhands stands out with its magical winter landscape. This visually stunning film follows the unconventional love story between Johnny Depp’s Edward and Winona Ryder’s character, showcasing the challenges that arise from Edward’s unique and dangerous scissor hands. The film captures the essence of holiday wonder while exploring deeper themes of acceptance and love.

 

Wacky Action and Oddities: ‘The Last Boy Scout’ (1991)

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Though it stretches the definition of a holiday film, The Last Boy Scout begins with an unforgettable sequence featuring a football player firing a gun during a game. Bruce Willis’ character’s daughter draws eerie pictures of a sinister St. Nick, contributing to the film’s overall sense of bizarre absurdity, making it a unique entry in the realm of Christmas cinema.

 

Another Comedic Adventure: ‘Home Alone 2’ (1992)

In 1992, Tim Burton’s Batman Returns could easily claim the weirdest title with its dark tones of adult superheroes. However, the focus shifts back to Home Alone 2, where Kevin once again becomes separated from his family, this time in bustling New York City. With his parents losing track of him yet again, the film raises questions about parental responsibility during the chaotic holiday season.

 

A Unique Perspective on Christmas: ‘The Nightmare Before Christmas’ (1993)

Tim Burton makes a second appearance with The Nightmare Before Christmas, an exquisite stop-motion animated film that explores what happens when the Pumpkin King of Halloween, Jack Skellington, attempts to take over Christmas. This imaginative tale captivates audiences with its distinct style and heartfelt message about identity, belonging, and the celebration of different holidays.

 

A Darkly Comic Take: ‘The Ref’ (1994)

While a Christmas movie featuring Steve Martin as a suicide-prevention counselor might seem strange, The Ref takes the cake with its plot centered around a criminal, played by Denis Leary, who finds himself taking a dysfunctional couple hostage during the holidays. The resulting chaos leads to an unexpectedly comedic exploration of marriage and relationships in a festive setting.

 

A Quirky Romantic Comedy: ‘While You Were Sleeping’ (1995)

While not traditionally weird, While You Were Sleeping features a unique premise centering on Sandra Bullock’s character, a lonely token collector at a Chicago Transit Authority station. The story unfolds with a series of unexpected events that take the audience on a rollercoaster of romantic mishaps, making it a delightful holiday viewing experience.

 

Unexpected Holiday Shenanigans: ‘Santa With Muscles’ (1996)

In 1996, Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Jingle All the Way took the spotlight, but Santa With Muscles offers a distinctively bizarre narrative. Wrestling icon Hulk Hogan stars as a wealthy man who disguises himself as Santa to escape the law, only to find himself involved in a battle against an evil scientist trying to harness magical crystals hidden beneath an orphanage. The film exemplifies the oddities that can arise during the holiday season.

 

A Chilling Horror Comedy: ‘Jack Frost’ (1997)

The tagline “One cold night… science and evil collide” sets the tone for 1997’s Jack Frost, where a deranged mass murderer transforms into a snowman after a freak accident. The film combines elements of horror and dark comedy, making it a uniquely twisted addition to the Christmas movie genre.

 

A Heartwarming Yet Strange Tale: ‘Jack Frost’ (1998)

Following the horror-themed Jack Frost, the next year brought a more family-friendly film with the same title, starring Michael Keaton as a rock star who magically returns to his son as a snowman after dying in a car accident. This heartwarming yet peculiar story explores themes of loss and redemption, offering a unique perspective on the holiday spirit.

 

An Unsettling Exploration: ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ (1999)

Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman spent a significant amount of time filming Stanley Kubrick’s Eyes Wide Shut, a thought-provoking film that begins at a Christmas party and delves into themes of infidelity and desire. The film’s unsettling narrative, combined with its exploration of high-society secrets, makes it a distinctly unusual choice for holiday viewing.

 

A Gory Sequel: ‘Jack Frost 2’ (2000)

In 2000, Jim Carrey’s How the Grinch Stole Christmas dominated the box office, but Jack Frost 2 took the crown for the weirdest holiday film. The sequel features the murderous snowman wreaking havoc in the Bahamas, combining horror, comedy, and tropical settings for an unforgettable experience. Plans for a third installment are still awaited by fans of the franchise.

 

Unremarkable Offerings: ‘Sorry, Here’s a Lump of Coal’ (2001)

Unfortunately, 2001 yielded no standout weird Christmas films, with the best option being a conventional, lackluster made-for-TV movie featuring Whoopi Goldberg titled Call Me Clause. This uninspired offering leaves much to be desired in the realm of holiday entertainment, but the upcoming years promise more eccentricities.

 

Humorous Chaos Unleashed: ‘Friday After Next’ (2002)

In 2002, the third installment of the Friday series sees Ice Cube’s character battling to reclaim his stolen rent money and Christmas presents from a Santa impersonator. The film is filled with comedic chaos, including absurd bathroom scenes that contribute to its overall bizarre narrative, making it a must-watch for fans of unconventional holiday humor.

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Dark Comedy at its Finest: ‘Bad Santa’ (2003)

2003 delivered two beloved holiday hits: Will Ferrell’s Elf and the romantic comedy Love Actually. Yet, it was Bad Santa that became a cult classic for its dark humor. Starring Billy Bob Thornton as a criminal posing as Santa, the film offers a hilarious yet twisted take on the holiday season, showcasing the absurdity of life through the lens of a misanthropic character.

 

Attempting Redemption: ‘Surviving Christmas’ (2004)

While 2004’s offerings struggled to capture the essence of Bad Santa, we saw the release of two conventional redemption stories. Among them is Surviving Christmas, where Ben Affleck’s character pays a family to pretend they are his relatives in an attempt to impress his girlfriend. The film’s odd premise offers an unconventional take on holiday relationships and family dynamics.

 

Witty and Unusual: ‘Kiss Kiss Bang Bang’ (2005)

After a botched robbery, Robert Downey Jr.’s character is whisked off to Hollywood during the Christmas season, where he becomes embroiled in a quirky detective story. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang cleverly blends holiday themes with sharp humor and engaging plot twists, making it a standout film in the realm of Christmas cinema.

 

Holiday Rivalries: ‘Deck the Halls’ (2006)

Instead of focusing on Tim Allen’s third entry in The Santa Clause series, we delve into the chaotic rivalry of Deck the Halls. This film, which features Danny DeVito and a convoluted plot about two neighbors competing to outshine each other’s Christmas lights displays, is filled with poor jokes and failed attempts at humor. Critic Richard Roeper even stated that it’s so bad that it leaves viewers seeking solace in the lobby after the credits roll.

 

Contemplating Offbeat Choices: ‘You Decide’ (2007)

With two contenders for the title of the weirdest Christmas movie, we can either look at Fred Claus, featuring Vince Vaughn as Santa’s mischievous brother, or the shockingly offensive short film A Kitten for Hitler. The latter’s plot revolves around a young boy trying to convince the notorious leader to change his ways with a Christmas gift, leading to an unsettling conclusion that many would prefer to avoid.

 

Childish Antics: ‘Step Brothers’ (2008)

In the hilarious film Step Brothers, the Christmas season features prominently as Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly portray two grown men whose immaturity leads to outrageous antics. Their antics during the holiday season reveal the chaos that ensues when two directionless individuals bond over their shared absurdities.

 

Quirky Fundraising: ’12 Men of Christmas’ (2009)

This unique story follows a big city publicist who convinces a small-town rescue squad to pose half-naked for a fundraising calendar. The film humorously tackles themes of objectification and the absurd lengths people go to for a good cause, making it an entertaining yet strange holiday offering.

 

A Distorted Christmas Legend: ‘Rare Exports’ (2010)

The Finnish film Rare Exports presents a twisted reimagining of the Santa Claus legend, where two boys must rescue their kidnapped friends from an evil Santa and his army of malevolent elves. This chilling and inventive film offers a fresh take on traditional holiday narratives, earning accolades for its creative storytelling and unique perspective.

 

Unconventional Holiday Revelations: ‘A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas’ (2011)

In this irreverent film, the friendship of Harold and Kumar faces challenges as they attempt to replace a prized Christmas tree that has been destroyed. Their journey includes encounters with an immortal Neil Patrick Harris and a Santa Claus with a penchant for smoking, creating a hilarious and wildly unexpected holiday adventure.

 

Grim Reimagining: ‘Silent Night’ (2012)

In this dark reimagining of the holiday classic, a murderous “Santa Claus” takes a twisted approach to punishing his victims using an arsenal of Christmas-themed weapons. Malcolm McDowell’s performance as the town sheriff adds a humorous touch to this chilling narrative, creating a uniquely unsettling holiday film.

 

Canine Heroes: ‘Alone for Christmas’ (2013)

Imagine a twist on Home Alone where a pack of dogs takes on the role of protectors against thieves while their family is away for the holidays. This light-hearted film is a fun take on the classic premise, showcasing the heroics of man’s best friend during the festive season.

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Internet Celebrity Comes to Life: ‘Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever’ (2014)

This film brings the iconic Grumpy Cat meme to the big screen, with Aubrey Plaza lending her voice to the famously disgruntled feline. The movie combines humor with the quirky personality of Grumpy Cat, resulting in a lighthearted yet unusual holiday film experience that appeals to fans of the internet sensation.

 

Modern Holiday Horror: ‘Krampus’ (2015)

In a modern cult classic, Krampus delivers a chilling tale of an ancient demon punishing a family for losing their Christmas spirit. The film intertwines horror and holiday themes, offering a fresh perspective on the consequences of neglecting the joys of the season, complete with an army of evil toys that bring an unsettling twist to festive traditions.

 

Disappointing Sequel: ‘Bad Santa 2’ (2016)

While Bad Santa 2 attempts to recapture the magic of its predecessor, it falls short in terms of both wit and originality. Despite its disappointing execution, it remains a bizarre holiday offering amidst the more traditional films of the year, such as Why Him? and Office Christmas Party.

 

Raunchy Holiday Revelations: ‘A Bad Mom’s Christmas’ (2017)

The sequel to the popular film Bad Moms dives deeper into the challenges faced by modern mothers during the holiday season. With its outrageous humor and candid discussions about motherhood, the film promises to “Put the ass back in Christmas,” delivering a unique twist on holiday narratives that resonate with audiences.

 

Diverse Offerings: ‘Triple Feature: Await Further Instructions / Anna and the Apocalypse / Santa Jaws’ (2018)

2018 presented a variety of unconventional holiday films, including the hilariously self-explanatory Santa Jaws. Additionally, Await Further Instructions features a family trapped in their home under mysterious circumstances, while the inventive musical zombie film Anna and the Apocalypse adds a twist to the holiday genre, showcasing the versatility of Christmas storytelling.

 

A Chilling Narrative: ‘The Lodge’ (2019)

This unsettling film warns against the dangers of driving a soon-to-be stepmother to the brink of madness during the holiday season. The psychological tension builds as the characters interact, creating an eerie atmosphere that explores complex family dynamics against a holiday backdrop.

 

A Gritty Reinvention: ‘Fatman’ (2020)

Starring Mel Gibson as a hardened, gun-toting Santa, Fatman presents a gritty and unconventional portrayal of the holiday figure, showcasing a narrative driven by an assassination attempt orchestrated by a particularly naughty child. This dark take on Christmas offers audiences a completely different perspective on the beloved character.

 

Unexpected Romance: ‘Red Snow’ (2021)

In a unique blend of romance and horror, Red Snow follows a vampire romance novelist who encounters a real vampire during her holiday retreat. As their relationship develops, complications arise when his friends become involved, leading to an entertaining exploration of love and danger during the festive season.

 

Action-Packed Festivities: ‘Violent Night’ (2022)

In a thrilling twist on holiday storytelling, Violent Night features David Harbour as a grumpy Santa who must utilize his long-dormant combat skills to protect a young child from Christmas thieves. The film merges action and comedy, resulting in an exhilarating holiday adventure that redefines the traditional Christmas narrative.

 

Creative Horror: ‘It’s a Wonderful Knife’ (2023)

The intriguingly titled It’s a Wonderful Knife offers a creative twist on the classic It’s a Wonderful Life, infusing horror elements into a beloved story. While the film features familiar themes, it introduces a fresh and stocky narrative that keeps viewers engaged and entertained throughout the holiday season.

 

Anticipating the Unusual: ‘Terrifier 3’ (2024)

While I haven’t seen Terrifier 3 and have no intention of watching it due to my aversion to intense horror, it is widely recognized as a film that pushes boundaries and embraces the bizarre. Its reputation suggests it will undoubtedly stand out as one of the weirder offerings of the 2024 holiday season.

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