Diddy might assume he’s slick with the wild amount of kid oil the feds say he stashed, nonetheless consultants inside the intercourse commerce say he’s stocked up on the wrong substance … and he’s doing the dirty all incorrect!

ICYMI … the 14-page indictment in opposition to Diddy claims regulation enforcement recovered better than 1,000 bottles of kid oil and lubricant, along with totally different attractive offers, inside the raids on his Miami and Beverly Hills homes.

That info doesn’t sit successfully with quite a lot of Vegas-area brothels — they inform us people mustn’t use baby oil as a lube, ‘set off it’s harmful for vaginal effectively being and could warp condoms.

For occasion, a rep for Hen Ranch Brothel tells us they don’t use baby oil as lube ‘trigger it will possibly have an effect on a lady’s pH down there, and, gynos say it should presumably set off points like bacterial vaginosis.

Sagebrush Ranch offers this jewel of knowledge … baby oil may end up in undesirable pregnancies and STDs. Seems the oil can break the latex condom and set off breaks.

In the meantime, over on the Love Ranch … they tells us baby oil may very well be used all through attractive time, nonetheless positively not for the precept event, citing a variety of these self identical causes.

Even when Diddy just isn’t using the therapeutic therapeutic massage oil as lube, nearly every brothel instructed us the an identical issue … 1,000 bottles of lube is a crazy extreme amount.

Even the brothels that do keep lube on web site — like Mustang Ranch and Child Hacienda Ranch — say they’ve maybe a pair bins of lube available, nonetheless positively not 1,000 bottles.

BTW, each brothel’s acquired its non-public lube of choice, within the occasion that they do stock it, they normally say there are a lot of huge producers offering considerably higher decisions — effectively being and comfort-wise — than baby oil.

Yet one other educated sliding into the chat is Holly Madison — Hugh Hefner‘s former GF and “The Ladies Subsequent Door” star — has talked brazenly on her “Ladies Subsequent Stage” podcast about Hef utilizing child oil as lube, despite the fact that she instructed him she didn’t want to use it.

She tells us, “Child oil is totally not secure to make use of as a sexual lubricant because it upsets the physique’s PH ranges and may trigger infections.”

Backside line, baby oil must carry on outer extremities — and, Diddy may more than likely stand to dump just a few of that lube to brothels in need.